Every now and again you just gotta yank your own chain. Honk your own hooters. Fiddle your own flute. Toot your own horn. Ok you get the point ;) As you know I'm a quick witted comic and absolutely love to entertain and shock people. I'm a ... keep reading!
Drunk Drowning
Drown in your drink this weekend not in the pool. Having a floater on the top of your cocktail is awesome...you being the floater in the hot tub- party foul. With the holiday weekend approaching I want to give you a few safety tips to keep you at ... keep reading!
Spring “Shitty Friend” Clean
With the sun starting to shine and welcome in the Spring we are all motivated to clean out the crap in our houses that have been collecting dust since the Winter months. I highly suggest extending this cleaning to your friends that clutter your life ... keep reading!
The Hamstring Hover
Due to the fact that I am a germaphobe I realized I am actually building muscle while I pee! There's no way I'm sitting on a public toilet to feed the meter and catching something in the process. So this results in many times a day holding a thigh ... keep reading!