Drown in your drink this weekend not in the pool. Having a floater on the top of your cocktail is awesome…you being the floater in the hot tub- party foul. With the holiday weekend approaching I want to give you a few safety tips to keep you at the bash and not the bottom of the hot tub.
It is always recommended you swim with a buddy. So what better way to hit on that hottie than asking them to be your “swim partner.” Most people do know how to swim but for those that don’t and haven’t bought permanent flotation devices bring some fun silly floaties to the party. Believe me you will look much dumber being carried out by the ambulance!
We all know you’re not supposed to run around the pool to prevent falling. Well what better excuse to walk slowly and strut your stuff or take your time flexing your biceps waving to the pretty girl with safety floaties conveniently on her chest. Don’t forget to spray yourself with the white stuff…hey get your mind out of the gutter, I’m talking about sunscreen! With all that sexy skin exposed the only thing you want to burn is your ass when it’s slapped, not 3rd degree burned!
Don’t forget your furry friends too..no not that hairy dude you’re dating I’m talking the other guy in your life- your dog!! Make sure to keep them safe as well. Inevitably that one douche alcoholic will sneak sips of beer to your pooch and he’ll need a little assistance in the pool as well. Have a great weekend. Be careful. Love to hear what craziness you’re up to! Tweet me @JillAnenberg
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