Usually when things are dried up they are not sexy. But with California's current drought, of course I've got a few ideas how we can remedy the situation while making it appealing and fun. Hop in the shower with your lover. No need to waste the ... keep reading!
Are you a Sicko!
Ok yes I've got a sick sense of humor, but I hate being just sick. And my rescue dog Simon always has sympathy pains for Mama when she is :) Have you been boxing your cold with meds, fluids and every homeopathic option under the sun and that damn ... keep reading!
B.S. Small Talk
"How's it goin'?" - "Good. You?" - "Yeah good too." Small talk is such bullsh!t. We aren't really asking each other truly how we're doing. Plus on the other hand, no one answers honestly anyways. And if you do, the other person gets uncomfortable ... keep reading!
Get OFF my Ass!
It seems wherever you go and no matter what you are doing, people don't know personal space. If you're in line and can smell what the person ahead of you had for lunch, you're too close! If you get a whiff of their shampoo, cologne or even BO ... keep reading!
King of your Throne!
Poop. There, I said it. We all do it but many don't want to admit it. Who cares?! It's one of the main bodily functions that keeps us healthy, detoxed and feeling like the King of our own Throne. Think of fiber as your bodies policeman that takes ... keep reading!





